The Greatest Story Ever Told

[D-Man]

I eat matter. I am matter. It matters I tell you. Does it matter to you? It matters to me.

 

[Takemehome]

You are what you eat.

That's weird.

My mother used to say:
" Eat your vegetables if you don't want to become one "

I'm so confused now.

:lol:

 

[Takemehome]

...Infinity. Can it be defined? ....

The length of your posts, maybe ? :lol:

 

[Reid Welch]

...Infinity. Can it be defined? ....

The length of your posts, maybe ? :lol:

Dear ELF,

I understand this much: that you mean well, but...you are a great person, honest, sincere, and THIS is the most eccentric-tolerant forum on the 'net, nearly. After all, they put up with Meeeeeeee.



HOWSOWHATSOEVER, you broadcast in huge blocks of unbroken text, the most hieroglyphic (sp) posting since ancient Sumeria. WE, not many of us, can make out your posts.

For a fix: get into the habit of breaking the texts into bite-sized parts?

I can eat a cow, but only if I have means to knife it into bits that fit my pie hole.

Take a clue, please? We "love" you nonetheless.


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PART THE SECOND: wherein this Joker translates his words above, via "bablefish", into Greek.
Note how much more clear and cogent my words become?

Το μήκος των θέσεών σας, ίσως; : lol: [/quote] αγαπητή ΝΕΡΆΙΔΑ, Καταλαβαίνω αυτός ο πολύς: ότι σημαίνετε καλά, αλλά… είστε ένα μεγάλο πρόσωπο, τίμιος, ειλικρινές, και ΑΥΤΟ είναι το εκκεντρικός-πιό ανεκτικό φόρουμ στο ' καθαρός, σχεδόν. Σε τελευταία ανάλυση, ανέχονται Meeeeeeee. : : HOWSOWHATSOEVER, μεταδίδετε ραδιοφωνικά στους τεράστιους φραγμούς του συνεχούς κειμένου, η πιό hiroglyphic (SP) ταχυδρόμηση από αρχαίο Sumeria. , Όχι πολύτα από εμάς, μπορούμε να κάνουμε έξω τις θέσεις σας. Για μια αποτύπωση: πάρτε στη συνήθεια του σπασίματος των κειμένων στα δάγκωμα-ταξινομημένα μέρη; Μπορώ να φάω μια αγελάδα, αλλά μόνο εάν έχω τα μέσα στο μαχαίρι αυτό στα κομμάτια που εγκαθιστούν την τρύπα πιτών μου. Πάρτε μια ένδειξη, παρακαλώ; Εμείς " love" εσείς εν τούτοις.

Translation back to English:
[youtube]ZN-hI4leQNc[/youtube]

:wink:

Love that George...perfect person! I always understand his thrust, which is often slightly filthy;
but with that smile, he could get away with almost anything!

 

[Reid Welch]

...with more worthy topics than our beloved but nutty (certifiably so!), erf!

WE TOLERATE eccentrics here.
This thread can be locked down if it gets out of hand.

I PROPOSE instead, to make it a George Formby Miracle Man thread, for he was the latter.

Just to begin at the beginning, and then I must log off for the rest of the night.

We begin with his first screen appearance. Google the bio of Formby?

This clip is from a film, ca 1932, made on a figurative shoestring budget.
The plain girl he woos becomes, in real life, his wife for life. And what a ball-bearing hardass she was!

BOOTS:

[youtube]WMywjv34MGI[/youtube]


Next, fast forward about thirty years. Here he is, just fifty five or so,
in his last public broadcast. He was to die in a month or two.
His heart would stop beating, just like that.

At the least, though, he was finally free of Beryl, his ball and chain,
the poor guy.

She died of cancer, too late, and instantly, George was at last, free, and married his secretary,
and enjoyed just a few months of true, wedded bliss. Then he keeled,
worked, literally to death; made old in body by overwork and worry put upon him by Beryl,
the banshee.

Look at want a relentless woman can do to a passive man,
KILL HIM with overwork and worry:

The Last of George:
[youtube]U-MYLNpnB1s[/youtube]
DOUBLE CLICK to see the whole, final, happy, good-bye.

People who cannot possibly know of Formby before now,
he practically turned the War, maintaining a grueling schedule,
keeping up the morale of his nation, like no other performer, ever.

Oh, life and joy...why must we all pass away?
BECAUSE, and I am no misogynist, SOME FEW women, who MUST cling to and control their passive, loving males, will, without really meaning to do so,
send him to the graveyard years too early.

"Beryls" are rare, thank goodness for that!

MY OPINION: had George been allowed free reign (and he did love Beryl, a co-dependency, definitely, IF he had been allowed an easier work schedule and the occasional female extramartial fling (none was ever permitted, EVER),

he might have lived many, many years longer.

STRESS KILLS.

Do you see any of Formby in yourself? Your life-mate at all like a "Beryl"?
If so, take action now, and don't let a fifty gallon barrel of bitch (gay men in partnership kill, too)
run your life out so fast as happened to George,

and do not die for Vanity, aka, Woman or Slave Driver.
I love women. I resent the rare, driving woman,
treating her man like he were her meal ticket and mule.

 

[Reid Welch]

See, I did not detrack this train after all. LOOK at the thread title?

You have now seen the big picture (July, 07) and it stars George Formby, artist and lover and human marvel,

PLUS, REID WELCH THE MAGNIFICENT, who is due to appear in criminal court in about 4.5 hours from now, and be prosecuted,

we hope,

unsuccessfully. Reid is as innocent as a George Formby, and just as sane and zany.

 

[Reid Welch]

DON'T MISS REID WELCH IN HIS FUTURE HOME:
[youtube]9cRJhH1f2h8[/youtube]

Believe me, I've been there, at the "Dade County Pre Trial Detention Center", several times,
since the po-po progrom began as of last November the sixth.

"YOU are gonna do hard time. I am PERSONALLY gonna see to it that you get NO BREAKS whatsoever!"
(a senior hack of the MPD).

The jail I will probably end my life in, it is ten times more horrible than what you see above, which is just fun and games, a movie set for that human lamb, George.

THEY, the predominant cops here, are not fun and games, and in this city, YOU ARE GUILTY until "proven" innocent.

frocked AMERICA: corrupt as a three card monte 'game'.

I am set to plea for dismissal of the charges.
Then there are more and more cases, all trumped up, to fight against, to the death,
of either myself, or, to the figurative, or rather, professional deaths of certain Miami po-po.
I will de-badge Officer Pizza Face. I will retire senior, plainclothes officer, Mr. Burnt Orange Dress shirt, "I"m going to personally see that you get NO breaks in this process, AT ALL. YOU are gonna do some HARD TIME."

"Yes, OK. I am sorry.." is what I replied, a LAMB.

Have a nice thread. Mine? My life-thread is unraveling,
starting in real earnest,
in four hours from now.

R. Formby Welch,
USNR enlistee during the Vietnam War, which latter, I disagreed with,
honorably discharged, and now penniless and disabled and persecuted.

 

[Reid Welch]

All of you can just paypal me one dollar. How many members is that now, 3000 or so? :lol: :lol: :lol:

NO, it's about four thousand and swelling.

I have zero money. Tell me then, 'cause I want to help you.

Send me by PM, your mail address?

I will send you a used pair of my very personal underwear, a jock strap,

postage costs COD.

hth and gives succor,



-------note found in the inbox by error:

reid is evil on ten kinds of, like did he really mean C.O.D...or....codpiece? swelling? that dude is verbally sick and probably contagious too! Stay away from that dick dog! Gayrabies!

 

[deronmoped]

I have always felt that your body knows best.

It will tell you what it wants. Have a craving for fats, it needs oils. Have a craving for sweets, it needs sugar...

Also, what does the digestive system pull out of the food you eat? Is it more selective then we are led to believe? If you "stuff" your face with a bunch of junk food and also good healthy food, what will the body select to absorb?

Eat a variety and you will probably be quite healthy.

Deron.

 

[Anonymous]

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[swbluto]

I have always felt that your body knows best.

It will tell you what it wants. Have a craving for fats, it needs oils. Have a craving for sweets, it needs sugar...

Also, what does the digestive system pull out of the food you eat? Is it more selective then we are led to believe? If you "stuff" your face with a bunch of junk food and also good healthy food, what will the body select to absorb?

Eat a variety and you will probably be quite healthy.

Deron.

I'm not so trusting of my body's inherent desires, as its desires were created during an era of scarcity and we now live in a land of the relative plenty where the fat and sugary is cheap and plentiful. Have you noticed the Americans' waistlines expanding over the past few decades? Have you noticed how much more often soda is drunk among the public over the past few decades? Have you noticed the rise in heart disease?

Clearly, your body knows best.

 

[deronmoped]

People that are fat are ignoring their bodies messages.

Fat? Try this.

Eat when you are hungry and stop when you are full.

Deron.

 

[deronmoped]

As far as eating junk food.

Is the message that your body is giving you that you feel like crap all the time not getting through? I know if I had a good go at some junk food, it's not too long before my body is screaming at me, I feel like crap, how about some good healthy eating now!

Deron.

 

[Anonymous]

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[deronmoped]

Where I used to crave sweets and chose junk food, my body craved more sweet junk later. Now I am much more likely to crave fruit than cookies or chocolate. The same seems to be true for fast food, if you eat lots of it then something changes, you crave more of it, and it takes time to reverse this. It basically seems like junk food is addictive. Maybe it's all psychological but I think it's more than that. It seems like if you eat lots of junk food, your body gets rather confused and doesn't even want healthy food anymore. Maybe that explains why some people eat fast food most of the time ...

You could be right, our bodies might get used to what is available or what you make available, a kinda survival thing.

I know if I pay attention to my bodies digestive system in action, I find it talking back to me. When I was younger I just ignored it and it seemed to be a little more tolerant.

Eat too much and I have that bloated feeling all the time.

Too much of one thing, like fruits or beans and I get a lot of GW gases going on.

Too much junk food and I start to feel like crap.

Too much sugar and I go high and then really low.

Big turkey dinner and I need a nap.

Too much roughage and I'm either plugged up (oats) or cleaned out (pineapple).

"Let's see, do I want to feel better now, or do I want to feel better later?"

Deron.

 

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[michaelplogue]

Could someone please move this thread to the "Other Toxic Discussions" section.

 

[Link]

And add a WoT warning, LOL.

See you in a week.

 

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[swbluto]

I tend to skip over yours and Reid's posts equally, even though neither of you are "enemies" or even close to it. It's just a habit when I see long seemingly technologically/scientifically/mechanically meaningless posts.

 

[Anonymous]

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[nicobie]

I tend to skip over yours and Reid's posts equally, even though neither of you are "enemies" or even close to it. It's just a habit when I see long seemingly technologically/scientifically/mechanically meaningless posts.

Hahahahahahahahaa...

Nobody can ever say you hold things back. So what do you really think?

Nick :wink:

 

[Link]

I tend to skip over yours and Reid's posts equally, even though neither of you are "enemies" or even close to it. It's just a habit when I see long seemingly technologically/scientifically/mechanically meaningless posts.

Hahahahahahahahaa...

Nobody can ever say you hold things back. So what do you really think?

Nick :wink:

What I really think?

Tl;dr.