Denisesewa said:
But Denise, he is only trying to save us all :lol:
See, deep inside chalo is a martyr. He's purpose in life is to help people.
Every time he opens his bike shop on a miserable cold winter morning he dreams of a word where people ride bicycles. Bicycles that are built to last! Not a single chinese made part. Oh those evil chinese parts, so underdesigned, so cheap.. And nothing that remotely resembles new-tech. Oh those evil corporations, inventing new technologies just to make more money.. When will people understand the joy of simply cruising along the road in perfect synergy?? The smell of salmon brake pads..
Ah
Then a customer walks in and asks for sintered bronze disc pads. Chalo starts routinely explaining that there are much better, virtually fault free brake systems. The customer leaves without waiting for the end of the talk. Chalo's day is ruined. The punch of reality is heavy. He struggles through the rest of the day. Why oh why does no one understand poor chalo.. He works so hard and gets so little in return.
Some believe chalo was bitten by a mad dog once and developed an unusually rare case of rabies called Hydrophobia. Since then he fears things such as - hydraulic brakes, hydraulic suspension, hydro-formed frames, etc..
At the end of the day he goes home to his computer - a portal to the wonders of www. This new tech is the only one that he accepts. It allows him to freely express his thoughts and everyone loves to read his impressions. Well, not everyone. Actually to be honest very few. And even then just to have a good laugh or to ridicule him.
Oh, what's this - there are people riding bikes in an unholy manner. Bouncing up and down on what appears to be some kind of suspension. Disc brakes!? Cheap chinese parts!? THIS MUST STOP
