not enough delay. let him get on and up to about 10 mph, THEN taze him. and don't forget the video. or get really evil. put a transmitter on it, that sends a signal to your remote. then wait till he's in traffic. ps, i still like the seat taser idea. he'll hit the ground, and stay there. but maybe go with both, just to be safe. as for not touching it yourself, have the remote sending a constant signal, old school bluetooth style, 6 ft range, that disarms it.