Thanks for your report, but the solid rubber tires being crappy wasn't a huge surprise
I live in Utah and my flat rate is about once every other ride.
Went through about $400 worth of various bicycle tires and sealants and tire liners and..
When Schwalbe marathons filled with stans no tubes don't work, it's time to hang it up.
The only answer is more rubber.
The best bicycle tire i can find measured 7mm thick right in the center ( marathon plus ). I'm sure that the second you sit on the bike, that 7mm becomes 5mm. The biggest goathead i've measured was 11mm long.
The thickest motorcycle tire i've seen measured about 13mm, but i have only measured a few. I'm sure it gets burlier than that. The thinnest i've seen is 8mm on a vee rubber 16 x 2.0 tire. ( but this tire had a hard compound, which is more likely to deflect or snap a goathead in half )
I have never seen a goathead fragment in any of my car tires, but have picked literally THOUSANDS of them out of my bike tires.
The only way a bike can handle this kind of environmental damage is..
1) run scooter/motorcycle tires.
2) run the skinniest 700c tire you can get away with and pump it to max PSI at all times. The round shape will fling most of the goatheads off. Only one which you roll over at dead center of the tire ( chances of this are lower the narrower the tire patch is ) will pop it.