Green Machine
100 kW
There are a number of guys i recognize now from the optigroups who have suddenly come to life on this thread....welcome guys....you guys should start your own thread like stealth did called "optibike owners thread". I am a little hurt none of these guys showed their faces when i was getting flamed when posting here my review of the optibike.....these opti loyalists should have come forward a long time ago when i was on the front line....battling the ES guys reviewing my opti...no support from anyone but a select few free thinking es members back then.....
Anyway wingnut nimbuzz is responsible for pulling this pikes peak ride out of the shadows....and then promptly disappeared in embarrassment once he realized his gigantic blunder ( he threatens the entire opti pikes throne)...and then all these other optiguys suddenly jumped in for reasons i can not yet comprehend.
So i know many es'ers may be a little lost reading this thread not knowing the history and the new players...these new players have come out of the shadows of the optigroup underworld. Only a few of us ES'ers are priveledged to know this dark world....me and tool. So let me fill you guys in.
Here is a breakdown of the optiguy's posting here now...there may be more...but these are the ones i recognize now:
Craig T. - Head of marketing for opti....the charismatic opti face man..the smooth talker..... the leader of the opti google groups. this is the opti version of TylerDurden....its like darth vader vs luke skywalker and craig is definatley luke. THere were some classic tyler vs craig jousts over on the optibike thread...among tylers jabs was THE longest post i have ever seen him write. Craig-skywalker is often quoted by opti loyalists with famous slogans like : "When the green flag drops the BS stops"....i notice optiguys often quote his quotes like this. such a skywalker this craigt guy....but craig likes to use a lot of german nazi rhetoric when he speaks...so he is kind of a combination between Luke Skywalker and Adolph Hitler if that makes sense....bare with me i am trying to come to grips with all this myself.
Nimbuzz- opti "ambaassador" for reals this guy is paid to sale bikes (although he may have lost that badge thanks to this thread) and my guess he is also opti security. He owns both powerful hubs and an opti and knows damn well the difference....but still believes that there is no ebike on the planet besides the opti that can take pikes. I believe he is paid to think this way.
Bike-on - A lopti loyalist....a big believer that opti will prevail in the pikes peak challenge...but not willing to bet more than a beer or a soda.
Remf - a free thinking opiowner who is also an owner of a stealth bomber....so he is open minded. He has seen the speed, power and range of a hub drive and is one of the few optiguys who can relate to the sphere mind set.He has said that if a stealth enters the pikes opti will lose....that is crazy talk over at the optigroups. An Ardent supporter of the Opti fitness and marketing program....a belief that an electric bike is WAY better exercise than a regular bike...but only when that electric bike is an optibike because you have to pedal so much to get any descent speed....come to think of it kind of a putz this guy remf.
Deerfencer - a personal friend with Craig T. according to personal email. Not an optiowner because he doesnt like the noise (will only say that in pm) ....but still a hard core opti loyalist...now he hasnt popped his head here yet...but did show his face a few times in the opti-review thread...one of the good opti-guys this one...i think he wanted to keep this thread on the down low as well.
Madscientist - Ken in the optigroups. This is the most electrical engineer type in the optigroups. In fact my theory is he his one of two in the optibike engineer equatioin...the 2nd being opti-ceaser and inventor jim turner who i heard is following this thread in the shadows furious. This is just my theory but i severely suspect mad scientist is on the opti payroll....ken please correct me if i am wrong. He was the one who gave me this heavy mumbojumbo about a 36 volt 20ah battery being WAY more efficent than a 72 volt 10ah battery despite them containing the same watt hours....anyways....he seems to have inside dope on the internal construction of the opti controller and motor. He impresses the optiguys with his technical suavy and impressive rich optiguy like writing swagger.
extremegreenmachine - A former opti-owner and former opti loyalist who is widely hated over at the optigroups as user "chessmonster". Caused the opti-groups to explode with 200 posts from optiguys all over the world in one week...an optigroup world record. There was more posts in that one week than in the last year at optigroups.The optiguys really turned on chessmonster...calling him an evil speed demon when he bitched that his opti was too slow. He retaliated by saying stuff like the optiguys should stick handicap stickers on their optis so they can legally ride them on the sidewalk and into grocery stores and install baskets on the back...he criticized the opti fitness program as one of the most crazy marketing schemes ever invented...that kind of stuff. The optiguys went bezerk...and out of nowhere ice cool optiguy craig suddenly stepped in to cool down the lipo like fire inviting chessmonster to breakfast in San Francico for one of those electric power meetings. After chessmonster was silenced and left, the optigroups went back down to 3 posts a week...probably bored, the entire opti clan chased the chessmonster over here to ES where all the action is....an angry bunch of optiguys this gang....like buzzing hornets or something.
And for the massacre that will happen at pikes peak this year....the optiguys can blame that dirty dog Nimbuzz and his kooky scheme of inviting the entire ES Gang to the Pikes Peak Challenge...a hard core gasser event that even Physics would have finished last. This just may be a foiled scheme gone bad...and now the optiguys come buzzing over like a angry nest of bees.
Oh and its true that team opti is planning to enter some "ringers" into this years ride...i heard it for sure. Mark my words team opti wont be riding stock bikes...you heard it here first. Tool was dead right on when he said it will be interesting where stock opti will finish compared to ringers.
Thank me guys for exposing this entire evil scheme of sending us to the wrong race, and also pulling all these optiguys out of the shadows...me and Tool should be awarded some kind of ES badge for this one....can i get one of those gigahurtz symbols by my name or something? Tyler?
Anyway wingnut nimbuzz is responsible for pulling this pikes peak ride out of the shadows....and then promptly disappeared in embarrassment once he realized his gigantic blunder ( he threatens the entire opti pikes throne)...and then all these other optiguys suddenly jumped in for reasons i can not yet comprehend.
So i know many es'ers may be a little lost reading this thread not knowing the history and the new players...these new players have come out of the shadows of the optigroup underworld. Only a few of us ES'ers are priveledged to know this dark world....me and tool. So let me fill you guys in.
Here is a breakdown of the optiguy's posting here now...there may be more...but these are the ones i recognize now:
Craig T. - Head of marketing for opti....the charismatic opti face man..the smooth talker..... the leader of the opti google groups. this is the opti version of TylerDurden....its like darth vader vs luke skywalker and craig is definatley luke. THere were some classic tyler vs craig jousts over on the optibike thread...among tylers jabs was THE longest post i have ever seen him write. Craig-skywalker is often quoted by opti loyalists with famous slogans like : "When the green flag drops the BS stops"....i notice optiguys often quote his quotes like this. such a skywalker this craigt guy....but craig likes to use a lot of german nazi rhetoric when he speaks...so he is kind of a combination between Luke Skywalker and Adolph Hitler if that makes sense....bare with me i am trying to come to grips with all this myself.
Nimbuzz- opti "ambaassador" for reals this guy is paid to sale bikes (although he may have lost that badge thanks to this thread) and my guess he is also opti security. He owns both powerful hubs and an opti and knows damn well the difference....but still believes that there is no ebike on the planet besides the opti that can take pikes. I believe he is paid to think this way.
Bike-on - A lopti loyalist....a big believer that opti will prevail in the pikes peak challenge...but not willing to bet more than a beer or a soda.
Remf - a free thinking opiowner who is also an owner of a stealth bomber....so he is open minded. He has seen the speed, power and range of a hub drive and is one of the few optiguys who can relate to the sphere mind set.He has said that if a stealth enters the pikes opti will lose....that is crazy talk over at the optigroups. An Ardent supporter of the Opti fitness and marketing program....a belief that an electric bike is WAY better exercise than a regular bike...but only when that electric bike is an optibike because you have to pedal so much to get any descent speed....come to think of it kind of a putz this guy remf.
Deerfencer - a personal friend with Craig T. according to personal email. Not an optiowner because he doesnt like the noise (will only say that in pm) ....but still a hard core opti loyalist...now he hasnt popped his head here yet...but did show his face a few times in the opti-review thread...one of the good opti-guys this one...i think he wanted to keep this thread on the down low as well.
Madscientist - Ken in the optigroups. This is the most electrical engineer type in the optigroups. In fact my theory is he his one of two in the optibike engineer equatioin...the 2nd being opti-ceaser and inventor jim turner who i heard is following this thread in the shadows furious. This is just my theory but i severely suspect mad scientist is on the opti payroll....ken please correct me if i am wrong. He was the one who gave me this heavy mumbojumbo about a 36 volt 20ah battery being WAY more efficent than a 72 volt 10ah battery despite them containing the same watt hours....anyways....he seems to have inside dope on the internal construction of the opti controller and motor. He impresses the optiguys with his technical suavy and impressive rich optiguy like writing swagger.
extremegreenmachine - A former opti-owner and former opti loyalist who is widely hated over at the optigroups as user "chessmonster". Caused the opti-groups to explode with 200 posts from optiguys all over the world in one week...an optigroup world record. There was more posts in that one week than in the last year at optigroups.The optiguys really turned on chessmonster...calling him an evil speed demon when he bitched that his opti was too slow. He retaliated by saying stuff like the optiguys should stick handicap stickers on their optis so they can legally ride them on the sidewalk and into grocery stores and install baskets on the back...he criticized the opti fitness program as one of the most crazy marketing schemes ever invented...that kind of stuff. The optiguys went bezerk...and out of nowhere ice cool optiguy craig suddenly stepped in to cool down the lipo like fire inviting chessmonster to breakfast in San Francico for one of those electric power meetings. After chessmonster was silenced and left, the optigroups went back down to 3 posts a week...probably bored, the entire opti clan chased the chessmonster over here to ES where all the action is....an angry bunch of optiguys this gang....like buzzing hornets or something.
And for the massacre that will happen at pikes peak this year....the optiguys can blame that dirty dog Nimbuzz and his kooky scheme of inviting the entire ES Gang to the Pikes Peak Challenge...a hard core gasser event that even Physics would have finished last. This just may be a foiled scheme gone bad...and now the optiguys come buzzing over like a angry nest of bees.
Oh and its true that team opti is planning to enter some "ringers" into this years ride...i heard it for sure. Mark my words team opti wont be riding stock bikes...you heard it here first. Tool was dead right on when he said it will be interesting where stock opti will finish compared to ringers.
Thank me guys for exposing this entire evil scheme of sending us to the wrong race, and also pulling all these optiguys out of the shadows...me and Tool should be awarded some kind of ES badge for this one....can i get one of those gigahurtz symbols by my name or something? Tyler?