Hey fellars..!!
New guy in Da House.., representing the East Coast, and the lovely state of Pennsylvania, home of the World Champion Philadelphia Eagles..!! - Is not too often that I am able to say that, let me have that one..lol. – Anyway, just wanted to check in the see if there is any room at the Stealth table for a newbie..?
While I’m very new to the E bike world and the endless dimensions that has to offer, I’m far from new to the fabrication an modification of cars, motorcycles, PC’s, hell, I even put a blower on my lawnmower… hell, my hedge trimmer can do the ¼ mile in 10.5, while my pencil sharpener can double as a wood chipper. I think you get my point…
Anyway, I started out on my journey by sitting on my front porch looking at Por…. I mean, researching how to make the world a better place, and I saw a white bike with real fat tires and a guy peddling by at abnormal speeds. After a few times of him passing by I got a glimpse of the number 73 on the frame of the bike. Embarrassed to stop and ask him what was, I did a quick search on (white bike, fat tires, 73) and found out it was a Super 73 ebike (look like an old school minibike from back in the day). Well…. That was the beginning of the end.. I started doing my research about these so called ebikes and what their limitations were and figured I would get my toes wet with a highly recommended RadRover. So I purchased one, put together, and of course, modified it is much as I could do, and I simply love it..!! My next quest was to jump on the forms and see what everybody else is riding. Anyway, short long is, I came across the forum of misfits writing and modifying this high performance bike called the, Stealth bomber..
My research went on from there until I noticed the price tag. Picking myself and keyboard off the floor 10 minutes later I continued to read on. Glancing over at the tag showing well over 600 pages, I decided to jump to the last three and see what was being said. As my luck would have it one of the comments in the last three was, “make sure you read the entire 600 pages to get the most out of..lol and a lot of other ball busting comments going on…. So in lieu of being subjected to that, I started a page 1 and made it up to page 25. This made the clear decision for me that, these misfits, although awkward and borderline mental, absolutely know what there are talking about.. So I took the plunge and did my research and purchased a reasonably priced Bomber from someone on the site.
Since my newly acquired Bomber is a 2016… I figured that gives me a “pass” and the justification to bump myself into the 500 page mark, where the 2016 posts were being held. – From there I can honestly say that I read up until the current posting of 634 pages. I knew that if I did anything less I would be subjected to ridicule.
Although I was 22 when I started reading the 600 + page novel, I’m happy to say that I’m in my late 40s and made it to page 634.
Soooo… What did you learn you might ask… Well, I learned A LOT… I learned that Rix has WAYY too much time on his hands and money to field that time with all of those Stealths in the barn. Personally, I think he’s color blind with all of the same colored bikes and probably needs to see an optometrist - (how do you not see a big spool of barbed wire)… hey, but who the hell am I to judge..! And, he’s never getting that bomber back from his father..! I know that Cowardlyduck (aka..CD) - is probably retired because all he does is take videos..! Allex seems like he is the only one working around here, because all it does is make top-notch quality batteries for everyone..! - I know that Bigbore probably wants to break the land speed record and will probably do so on an electric vibrator. He’s a “whatever it takes” kinda guy..!
Although one4torque may never get his money back from Quigley Motorsports, he did receive the money in FULL from me. Thank you for the sale of the Bike Jeff… I’m looking forward to it. I promise she’s in good hands..!
As for 1abv - And someone else with money… that has nothing else to do but drive around the world, take awesome pictures, he loved the MT4’s but he can’t “STOP” talking about those Saint Brakes that he purchased back in 2016. I get it… there good.. WHAT.. $100 for that crank gauge… I’ll give you $5.. my final offer..! - Enough with the PAINT..!! stick to one color or at the very least offer to paint me at no cost.. – Hell, I’ll even say please.. but No MOPAR..!! - I’m a Ford Man..
Both Theodore Voltaire (aka TV) and Rix are more than likely sleeping on the couch for parking their bikes in da house. granted, I dont see anything wrong with that... but, TV will more than likely need new hardwood floors shortly and he LOVES taking that bike OffRoad..!! - Streamers for everyone I say, but where is the Tinkerbell..???
But all kidding aside, it was a nice read… that’s over 2000 hours of my life that I’ll never get back… Thanks..! – But seriously, for those that I reached out to in PM asking about the Bomber… Rix, Theodore Voltair, Bigbore and others… Thank you for taking the time out to respond and providing the insight that you did. I truly appreciate it…. If it wasn’t for you guys, my kids probably would have went to college.
So to date – I’m expecting to take delivery this weekend and I’m looking forward to it. I have a ton of plans and a lot more questions coming, so be prepared..!! - For now, I’m gonna throw on a pair of speedo’s and lay my fat arse in the pool..!! - Rick
{ummmm… does this mean I get to have a seat at the table.. after all, I purchase a Stealth and have no money for food..) … Please…
