dogman dan
1 PW
First words out of my mouth when I landed. " Black wearing mother------!" Riding in full darkness to work this morning thanks to the early date of daylight savings, doing 27 mph, and suddenly a shadow.... frocker dressed like a ninja walking along in the bike lane of a 45 mph freeway frontage road.
I have a good headlight, but confess to letting the battery for it get weak. The first thing I see of this dumbass I'm about 10 feet away.
I try for a pass on the right, and just clip his shoulder with my left shoulder. He spins around a couple times, and comes up unhurt. I go superman over the handlebars at 27 mph. Holy crap! But I came out OK :lol: :lol: :lol: . I landed on my metal reinforced shoulder, and though sore, am not really hurt. Got a nice hematoma on my hip, but did the ol tuck and roll, and didn't even tear my high visibility jacket. Somehow not a scratch on my helmet. Last time I crushed one.
A bit more damage to the bike. Slightly bent front wheel. Road rash on the right hand shifter and brake handle. Destroyed the headlight. Destroyed the front fender. Bashed battery box, and insulation rubbed off the wiring. Wheew, that was close, if both wires had rubbed my brand new ping would have smoked itself in a dead short.
I can't believe it didn't taco the Ebikekit front hub. You see people talk about low quality rims etc. BULLSHIT! This 85 pound bike went flipping but the wheel is only slightly out of wack. Amazing!
Here is a pic of the battery box. Folks, when shit happens, a shrink wrapped battery in a cloth bag does not cut the mustard. My ping is fine, sheathed in a plastic box, inside a metal box. I do need to armour up the wires though! Piece of garden or radiator hose oughta do it.View attachment DSC01797.JPG
Back to the Ninja dumbshit, in my adrenaline rush this morning, I didn't remember who this idiot was while I chewed his ass for wearing black coat black pants black hat and black shoes and walking in the dark on the roadside. I NEARLY HIT THIS IDIOT LAST SPRING RIGHT AFTER THE TIME CHANGE! And lectured him then that a car was gonna get his ass. AND TWO SPRINGS AGO THE SAME DUDE, WEARING BLACK WALKING THE BIKE LANE! Lectured him then, wear anything easier to see in the dark but black! THIRD TIMES THE CHARM DUMBASS!
Now for the x files part of this story.... Two years ago, I buy a new pingbattery and at about cycle 30 I got a waterbottle stuck in the wheel and went over the handlebars. That one broke both collarbones. See if you can guess how many cycles I have on my new 48v pingbatttery...... Shit like that makes you see how superstision gets started. Now I can hardly keep from thinking, "I'm never gonna buy a new battery again."
Real world is sure weird some times.
I have a good headlight, but confess to letting the battery for it get weak. The first thing I see of this dumbass I'm about 10 feet away.

A bit more damage to the bike. Slightly bent front wheel. Road rash on the right hand shifter and brake handle. Destroyed the headlight. Destroyed the front fender. Bashed battery box, and insulation rubbed off the wiring. Wheew, that was close, if both wires had rubbed my brand new ping would have smoked itself in a dead short.
I can't believe it didn't taco the Ebikekit front hub. You see people talk about low quality rims etc. BULLSHIT! This 85 pound bike went flipping but the wheel is only slightly out of wack. Amazing!
Here is a pic of the battery box. Folks, when shit happens, a shrink wrapped battery in a cloth bag does not cut the mustard. My ping is fine, sheathed in a plastic box, inside a metal box. I do need to armour up the wires though! Piece of garden or radiator hose oughta do it.View attachment DSC01797.JPG
Back to the Ninja dumbshit, in my adrenaline rush this morning, I didn't remember who this idiot was while I chewed his ass for wearing black coat black pants black hat and black shoes and walking in the dark on the roadside. I NEARLY HIT THIS IDIOT LAST SPRING RIGHT AFTER THE TIME CHANGE! And lectured him then that a car was gonna get his ass. AND TWO SPRINGS AGO THE SAME DUDE, WEARING BLACK WALKING THE BIKE LANE! Lectured him then, wear anything easier to see in the dark but black! THIRD TIMES THE CHARM DUMBASS!
Now for the x files part of this story.... Two years ago, I buy a new pingbattery and at about cycle 30 I got a waterbottle stuck in the wheel and went over the handlebars. That one broke both collarbones. See if you can guess how many cycles I have on my new 48v pingbatttery...... Shit like that makes you see how superstision gets started. Now I can hardly keep from thinking, "I'm never gonna buy a new battery again."
