EMF
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Finding someone that can translate your orders into spanish.marty said:
What was morph999's intent the last year?
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EMF
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OK first off. Morph doesn't pay for shit- nada- nothing even if he OWES somebody...let alone pay for something up front. He no sabe that shit. Es verdad! WTF even I would not pay for insurance on a van I can't even drive... :lol: How the hell can M0rphy get to McDonalds if the freakin' wheels wont roll?marty said:Special offer for Morph and only for Morph.
A company truck that could also be a house.
1998 Dodge Ram Van B3500
Coach House Platinum - Class B
See pictures here http://voltev.com/98dodge/
Driving it is a bad idea because the front right wheel has started smoking. Smells like a stuck brake caliper.
Morph pays for all insurance, registration, gas, maintenance, and repairs.
You need to fix the damn thing and then let M0rph frock it up for you by not taking care of it, or doing something stupid in it, like driving it with the oil light on for a few days.
WTF no satellite dish?!?!??! You must be living in a dream world if you think M0rphy is gonna perch his worthless ass somewhere without an idiot box. And I hope to hell there is a tip out/slide out or awning or something...plus a couple chairs to set outside. And don't forget a grill or at least a gas firepit and a decent boom box. Maybe even a potted tree, holly bush or something to give a bit of green to the outside.
Morph ain't gonna like that! Plus, where can he plug in Ethernet...or do you have wireless "N"? Morph needs to be connected 24-7. And God knows he needs a 100 foot extension cord to plug into your home! Not to mention a means for you to provide him with life giving water! :x
bigmoose
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There was more to the morph story than I originally thought...
Now we may need to consider what we are going to do if Morpheus does not come back. Do we hold auditions for the role? Do we go out recruiting? Do we start something like the X-prize for his replacement? What in the world will ES become without an experienced court jester? When I checked last, the highest vote in the poll was: "I miss Morph." This problem could end up as big as the board take over...
PS: Just checked, the "I miss Morph, please come back." pick had 29% and was the leader.
Now we may need to consider what we are going to do if Morpheus does not come back. Do we hold auditions for the role? Do we go out recruiting? Do we start something like the X-prize for his replacement? What in the world will ES become without an experienced court jester? When I checked last, the highest vote in the poll was: "I miss Morph." This problem could end up as big as the board take over...
PS: Just checked, the "I miss Morph, please come back." pick had 29% and was the leader.
EMF
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Don't worry...he's coming back.
AussieJester
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EMF said:
Nothing surer, he's like a frocking boomerang :lol:
KiM
EMF
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No, more like a herpes outbreak... or a gaddamn zit on your nose on Friday night
AussieJester
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^^Hahaha.... 
yes very annoying
And impossible to get rid of, that's our Morpheus.
I sense there could be an outbreak soon too :lol:
KiM
yes very annoyingAnd impossible to get rid of, that's our Morpheus.
I sense there could be an outbreak soon too :lol:
KiM
hillzofvalp
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I don't really know what his intent was.. or anything about him besides his recipe for tacos. but!-- I'm now learning that he is from the Butler area.. which is near Central indiana where I reside...... 
AussieJester
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^^I will give you $US20 if you can get me a full body/face shot of Morpheus
and extra 20 if you get his full name and address. 
KiM
and extra 20 if you get his full name and address.
KiM
hillzofvalp
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what are alll my hints?
hillzofvalp
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lol:
http://forum.freeadvice.com/arrests-searches-warrants-procedure-26/do-police-have-right-come-my-house-question-me-522219.html
"What is the name of your state (only U.S. law)? Indiana.
I am a convicted felon but my conviction was over 7 years ago. Tonight two police officers came to my house at 2 am in the morning to ask me a question about some missing girl. I've never heard of this person that they asked me about. I am not a sex offender, btw. My crime had nothing to do with sex or anything to do with girls. Do the police have a right and come and question me about something that happened probably 2 miles away? The police officer asked me a question and then he smirked like it was a joke or something. It looked like he smiled after asking the question. I'm thinking someone is using the police to harass me. I would have less of a problem if the crime occurred on my street but when I went outside, the only people on the entire street was the two police officers. I expected to see a mother or father out there trying to find their daughter but it was just those two cops.
So I went out there and I said, "what happened" and then they told me, "oh, nevermind, we found her.". So if they found her then why were they just sitting out there in front of my house.
My crime happened when I was a young kid and I feel like anyone could make one mistake.
I know they were harassing me. Who reports their 6 yr old missing at 2 am in the morning? Bull****. And then 5 minutes later after talking to me, they miraculously find this person. What a load of crap."
Maybe his name is Simon Hunt:
http://twitter.com/#!/morph999
computer issues:
http://www.tomshardware.com/forum/315767-28-motherboard-burn
http://forum.freeadvice.com/arrests-searches-warrants-procedure-26/do-police-have-right-come-my-house-question-me-522219.html
"What is the name of your state (only U.S. law)? Indiana.
I am a convicted felon but my conviction was over 7 years ago. Tonight two police officers came to my house at 2 am in the morning to ask me a question about some missing girl. I've never heard of this person that they asked me about. I am not a sex offender, btw. My crime had nothing to do with sex or anything to do with girls. Do the police have a right and come and question me about something that happened probably 2 miles away? The police officer asked me a question and then he smirked like it was a joke or something. It looked like he smiled after asking the question. I'm thinking someone is using the police to harass me. I would have less of a problem if the crime occurred on my street but when I went outside, the only people on the entire street was the two police officers. I expected to see a mother or father out there trying to find their daughter but it was just those two cops.
So I went out there and I said, "what happened" and then they told me, "oh, nevermind, we found her.". So if they found her then why were they just sitting out there in front of my house.
My crime happened when I was a young kid and I feel like anyone could make one mistake.
I know they were harassing me. Who reports their 6 yr old missing at 2 am in the morning? Bull****. And then 5 minutes later after talking to me, they miraculously find this person. What a load of crap."
Maybe his name is Simon Hunt:
http://twitter.com/#!/morph999
computer issues:
http://www.tomshardware.com/forum/315767-28-motherboard-burn
hillzofvalp
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EPIC:
"I'm finished. I'm 35 years old and the last year has been nothing but muscle problems. I have more muscle problems now than I did before I started a stretching routine. I think some people just aren't cut out for this. I'm going to focus more on maintaining range of motion and not stretching (static passive stretching? ..whatever it's called). For example, I've never had a problem with my hamstrings until I started actually stretching them. Now I have one hamstring injury after another. I'm starting to wonder if stretching is a natural thing that we should be doing. I was doing static passive stretching and it caused so many problems all over my body: legs, arms, everywhere. I'm just going to do strength training and maintaining range of motion.
To anyone else having problems with stretching, I think forcing your muscles to lengthen is a young person's game. Give it up. Just instead find some movements (not stretches) that will just maintain your muscles. I found some chinese-designed movements for my shoulders that I'm going to do to fix my shoulder problems. They are on youtube if you want to find them. Look up (rounded shoulder stuff). As for my legs, the only problem I had was an inner thigh muscle and I will continue to stretch that since that's actually been beneficial. As for my hamstrings, I'm no longer going to stretch them but I might do some kind of kicking motion to keep them at least somewhat flexible.
...
It angers me that stretching is so universally accepted as something that is natural when it is not. We aren't born knowing how to do a hamstring stretch so it's something that has been invented. We sometimes naturally will put our arms up if yawning in the morning or something like that but a static passive stretch of the hamstring or an isometric hamstring stretch is something that someone invented and thought it was a good idea. It's not grounded in actual scientific fact. It's not necessarily helpful for everyone and it pisses me off that every website and every doctor keeps speaking about how great stretching is."
http://www.yogaforums.com/forums/f16/im-giving-up-on-stretching-8907.html
music tastes:
http://www.lastfm.biz/user/morph999
I'm surprised how many morph999 user names there are.. and they all appear to be him..
"I'm finished. I'm 35 years old and the last year has been nothing but muscle problems. I have more muscle problems now than I did before I started a stretching routine. I think some people just aren't cut out for this. I'm going to focus more on maintaining range of motion and not stretching (static passive stretching? ..whatever it's called). For example, I've never had a problem with my hamstrings until I started actually stretching them. Now I have one hamstring injury after another. I'm starting to wonder if stretching is a natural thing that we should be doing. I was doing static passive stretching and it caused so many problems all over my body: legs, arms, everywhere. I'm just going to do strength training and maintaining range of motion.
To anyone else having problems with stretching, I think forcing your muscles to lengthen is a young person's game. Give it up. Just instead find some movements (not stretches) that will just maintain your muscles. I found some chinese-designed movements for my shoulders that I'm going to do to fix my shoulder problems. They are on youtube if you want to find them. Look up (rounded shoulder stuff). As for my legs, the only problem I had was an inner thigh muscle and I will continue to stretch that since that's actually been beneficial. As for my hamstrings, I'm no longer going to stretch them but I might do some kind of kicking motion to keep them at least somewhat flexible.
...
It angers me that stretching is so universally accepted as something that is natural when it is not. We aren't born knowing how to do a hamstring stretch so it's something that has been invented. We sometimes naturally will put our arms up if yawning in the morning or something like that but a static passive stretch of the hamstring or an isometric hamstring stretch is something that someone invented and thought it was a good idea. It's not grounded in actual scientific fact. It's not necessarily helpful for everyone and it pisses me off that every website and every doctor keeps speaking about how great stretching is."
http://www.yogaforums.com/forums/f16/im-giving-up-on-stretching-8907.html
music tastes:
http://www.lastfm.biz/user/morph999
I'm surprised how many morph999 user names there are.. and they all appear to be him..
AussieJester
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So.... what i get from that is i was wrong, Morpheus's's is not 33 hes 35! is a convicted
felon with questionable taste in music, and..well, we already knew about his hamstring
and shoulder issues, nice find hillzDuDe I don't think his name is "Simon Hunt"
though, that guys sounds to smart to be our Morpheus's's
KiM
felon with questionable taste in music, and..well, we already knew about his hamstring
and shoulder issues, nice find hillzDuDe
I don't think his name is "Simon Hunt"though, that guys sounds to smart to be our Morpheus's's
KiM
hillzofvalp
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http://www.whitepages.com/name/Simon-Hunt/Indiana
499 posts on bikeforums
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php/628775-How-much-does-wind-affect-your-electric-bike
499 posts on bikeforums
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php/628775-How-much-does-wind-affect-your-electric-bike
AussieJester
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hehe he's too young Simon Hunt is 25 :-( Couldn't be that easy
what we need to do is bribe the ES member that has met Morpheus's's
and get the dirt from him! I'm sure a few dollars waived under his nose would loosen
his lips...
KiM
what we need to do is bribe the ES member that has met Morpheus's's
and get the dirt from him! I'm sure a few dollars waived under his nose would loosen
his lips...
KiM
hillzofvalp
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"Thanks Barrack. I worked out for 1 hour and 10 minutes tonight. 40 min of exercise bike and 25 min of shadow boxing. I'm getting quicker in my punches. I think every man should learn to fight. It increases confidence. I worked on a left, right, left, right upper cut."
Philistine
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That is some gold finds there Hillzofalp. At least we know that the random disconnected rambling style is not invented (or if it is, he uses it on all his forums regardless of topic. That crap about stretching is pure Morphism - disjointed and unrelated sentences, all framed in a whiny tone of existential angst and desperation.
For some reason I had thought he was in Michigan, so is he in Indiana then? Who was the member who met him that time? I think it is in the Burrito Made for a Man thread.
Hey Morph - why don't you start doing Youtube videos of your monologues? Can you imagine how much urine you would fill your pants with, if you were having his disjointedly profound ramblings read to you by the man himself? Panting on his eliptical, covered in sweat and heatrash, with a midden of burger wrappers and Pizza boxes rotting on the floor behind him, and the whole time his moms craggy voice blaring down from upstairs "what are you up to down there Morpheus? You don't have a lady friend over do you?!"....
"NO MOTHER!"
For some reason I had thought he was in Michigan, so is he in Indiana then? Who was the member who met him that time? I think it is in the Burrito Made for a Man thread.
Hey Morph - why don't you start doing Youtube videos of your monologues? Can you imagine how much urine you would fill your pants with, if you were having his disjointedly profound ramblings read to you by the man himself? Panting on his eliptical, covered in sweat and heatrash, with a midden of burger wrappers and Pizza boxes rotting on the floor behind him, and the whole time his moms craggy voice blaring down from upstairs "what are you up to down there Morpheus? You don't have a lady friend over do you?!"....
"NO MOTHER!"
marty
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Back in 2010 AussieJester was feeling lost without his favorite friend. He started this topic:
Where is Morpheous Autobitious Troll?
http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=26&t=20715
I went looking for Morph. Here is what I found:
Morph's reply:
Where is Morpheous Autobitious Troll?
http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=26&t=20715
I went looking for Morph. Here is what I found:
marty said:
Morph's reply:
morph999 said:
marty
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Wrong and Wrong. Most important thing is SAFETY. Don't get hurt.Philistine said:
Not doing to well with the ad. Could be that concrete finishing and metal roofing are just too far apart? Maybe I should figure out how to translate the ad into Spanish?
Sending the wife to the library to get some books on winterizing a RV and concrete flat work.
Philistine
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That is magic, both that he got banned from a mma forum - how do you achieve that? and to then top it off with the next sentence "I'm at my mom's house now so that is how I'm reading this". I recently finished reading "How to write a sentence" by Stanley Fish. It is a fascinating book where amongst other things he deconstructs how great writers frame their sentences, and the forms they use in doing so. Stanley Fish would have a field day with Morph. I have just realised that Morph has an additional stylistic trait to seemingly disconnected sentences. He also tends to start with a striking pronouncement:
The pronouncement often grabs your attention, your hopes are then raised that Morph may in fact be going to climb out of the paunchy sweaty heatrashed burgerville in which he wallows, but each following sentence is a descent into dissapointment. Look at the first quote above I referred to: in the first sentence we learn he is banned from an mma forum (did he go around and kick someones ass? was he always getting up in people's grill? then the second sentence - he's not on the internet much - is he too busy with work commitments and hot young birds? no, because we collapse into the last sentence, he is at his mom's.... back with the mom's, and that is how he is back on the interwebs, living with his mom's.... we have returned to our initial dissapointing assesment....
wineboyrider
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MORPH is Philistine! REVELATIon!
IAC
CIA
TFW
WTF
OAFML
>>>>>
Shizzle dizzle my Ron Paul puzzle duzzle!
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CIA
TFW
WTF
OAFML
>>>>>
Shizzle dizzle my Ron Paul puzzle duzzle!
Philistine
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Well I have got a bit paunchy lately, and I do sweat when I eat, and I do live with an angry lady who bosses me about (but she is my wife not my mother)..... so whilst there are some similarities, they end there unfortunately....
I did send Morpheus a PM back when this thread started apologising for being such a meaney, but it still sits unopened in my outbox.....
I still miss Morph, the Sphere is a less fun place without him here. I feel like the guy who shot the last dodo.... (I bet dodos lived with their moms into middle age too...)
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