Kingfish said:
I interview often in my line of work so it’s frustrating to get a wingnut self-tripping on an empirical question that has no merit in the practical world. I simply do not have time for these people.
Funny you say that, because I too interview often in my profession, except it's me looking for more freelance work, or god forbid someone finally have something for me FULL TIME. But so many of these people calling me in will indeed fit your expression of "Selftripping," sometimes that's the only reason they're interviewing people, they don't actually have a job for anyone. I find myself wanting to ask 'What planet are you from?' with the perfidy they obsess over.
But a story you might like better:
So this guy I know, let's just call him 'Borat.' From an eastern bloc country with two degrees from an eastern bloc university. Long an American now, he recently went to speak on 'Career Transitioning,' i.e. RETRAINING, having a few people he knew show up in the crowd to insure he'd get some good questions. Turned out that wasn't necessary. But one particular question. . . .
Imagine the voice of Natasha from 'Rocky and Bullwinkle.' At that age you could expect her to be thinking of retirement, but she probably hasn't been in the U.S. long so no social security, little if any retirement savings. She's talking about her problems getting any respect for her degree ". . . .From (XX) University. IN RUSSIA!" Borat here really thought he had the answer for her. That she should go to graduate school.
"But . . . .From (XX) University. IN RUSSIA!" Already getting emotional. Keep in mind this is a public information session by the county trying to help break down the resistance of the uneduated resistance to, well, education. You think someone with a degree will be slam dunk, right? Borat tries to explain to her, from personal experience, that the eastern bloc education is considered too theoretical and little that is taught there is considered valuable in the U.S. If she read about him in the program, she already knew about his 2 Ph.D's since coming to America.
And she almost shrieks ". . . .From (XX) University. IN RUSSIA!" I was sitting maybe 5 feet from her: This was piercing. Borat is a guy who seems like he's already drank 2-3 too many Red Bulls, because he HAS already drank 2-3 too many Red Bulls. He's determined he's going to carry the day with his sheer force of reason. Of course anything he has to say only gets her screaming louder: ". . . .From (XX) University. IN RUSSIA!" I got to thinking this next one was going to shatter the windows.
Well, she won. Borat went beyond the 100 mile stare and got to the point you see in the Japanese monster movies as Godzilla is about to bite down. I had already assumed that if ever I would see a man physically explode it would be Borat, so this looked like the moment. But the woman didn't press home her advantage, instead she settled into her chair, lolled her head backward, wimper quietly ". . . .From (XX) University. IN RUSSIA!"
It's easy to laugh at her (And obviously I do) but one has to remember that these people have often been taught by more than one other person or persons that they should put the level of importance on such foolishness as they do. You never know which one, in their steadfastness in keeping themselves on the wrong path, is actually displaying the strength of character to stay on course. Right? If only there were a way to reach them. . . .
But I blame GM. Here they have that school they invite the best new graduates to come to and forget everything they know about cars and design something new and different. Oh the designs that come at the end of the school. WTF???? You can't come close to building a car like that. As they present this nonsense, everyone is cheering, the mutual admiration flows. So, fresh from all the patting on the back, these goofballs go to interview for a REAL WORLD job. . .
With Kingfish!! (Oh, that's right. Let's just blame Government Motors.)
My own TV/Film education, starting at community college and ending (Once and for all) at UCLA certainly came up short of what I needed to know. If someone had offered a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Mind Control I'm not sure if I'd have what I needed to get everyone I encountered on track. But then if someone gets to be as good as I am at interviewing, you have to wonder why he gets so much practice. . . .